If you go down to the pub today,
you’re in for a big surprise.
If you go down to the pub today,
you won’t believe your eyes.
For if you go down to the pub today,
you’ll find the Crows have gone away.
Today’s the day the Crows go on their bus trip.
For every Crow who’s ever been good,
Is in for a treat today.
There’s all your marvellous mates to see,
and beer to drink on the way.
They stop the bus where nobody sees,
they hide and piss behind the trees.
'Cause that's the way Crows do it on there bus trip.
If you down to the pub today
You'd better not go alone
It's rowdy down at the pub today
It's safer to to stay at home
For every Crow that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the Crows go on their bus trip
Bus trip time for every Crow,
the little Crows are having such a lovely time today.
See them drink their cans of beer.
And watch 'em get pissed on their holiday.
They love to drink and shout,
they never have any foes.
On Sunday night their Mummy’s and Daddy’s will take them home to bed,
because they’re tired drunken Kingston Crows
sung by
"Boy"
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